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Signed up for an advanced climbing class to fix my technique. Ended up getting pinned to the mats by the instructor. 10/10, would recommend.

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Lila Velour
Jun 21, 2025
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My climbing has been shit lately.

I'm stuck. Every time I try to push past a 5.11c, I hit a wall, and not just the one I'm supposed to be climbing. My technique feels sloppy, my head isn't in it, and my usual 'just fucking send it' attitude is getting me nowhere but pumped out and pissed off. After peeling off the same goddamn route for the third time in a week, I finally admitted defeat. I needed help.

So, I did what any self-respecting Portland slut with a climbing problem would do: I signed up for an advanced lead-climbing class at The Circuit. If I was going to spend money, it might as well be on getting better at the thing that keeps my ass looking this good in a pair …

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