Lila Velour

Lila Velour

Share this post

Lila Velour
Lila Velour
The Bartending Competition

The Bartending Competition

The prize for losing a bartending competition was getting eaten out by my rival on his own bar and swallowing a hot load of his cum

Lila Velour's avatar
Lila Velour
Jun 19, 2025
∙ Paid
4

Share this post

Lila Velour
Lila Velour
The Bartending Competition
1
1
Share

Hey everyone! Just a quick note that my latest erotic short “Shared By The Farmer And His Wife: A MFF Interracial Threesome Short Story” is now available to read for free on Kindle Unlimited or for $2.99 if you want to support my work.

If you read it be sure to let me know what you think!

xx
Lila

Now on to the good stuff…

My boss, bless his clueless heart, thinks signing me up for a city-wide cocktail competition is a "growth opportunity." For me, it's a special kind of hell. I'm a bartender. I sling pints of IPA and pour tequila sodas at The Hop & Hammer, a place where the floor is perpetually sticky and the jukebox is king. I'm not a "mixologist." I don't have a tiny leather apron or a curated collection of artisanal bitters.

So when I walked into The Driftwood Room at the Hotel deLuxe, I felt like I'd passed through a portal into a world I was genetically designed to despise. It was all dark wood, low lighting, and hushed, self-important murmurs. The air smelled like expensive leather an…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Lila Velour to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Lila Velour
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share